Cuz He Wanna Feel ✨FaNcY✨

I wonder what's the white star's reaction to this?

Rok Soo's ability isn't Instant AU

Instead of being able to, very briefly and painfully, fuck with time; he got an ability based on all the absolute bullshit that's happened to him.

From the childhood, to his friends dying in front of him. All the shitty rumors that sprouted up, all the shit luck, all of it. Just, all of it.

So instead of Instant, he got Lament.

Lament is a scream capable of leveling buildings, at the cost of absolutely shredding Rok Soo's throat.

As a result of that power, Rok Soo doesn't talk often, and when he does his voice is hoarse and pained. He also refuses to speak at full volume, because while he's got a handle on his power, he's paranoid that he'll slip up.

So when he transfers over to the body of Cale, people notice.

The Young Master went to bed his usual talkative self, but when he woke up?

Barely a word, and when he did speak, a whisper.

Cale barely speaks a word to Ron beyond the single syllable required. Barely bothers to acknowledge Deruth. Relies on hand-speak and notes to talk to merchants.

Deruth is going crazy trying to figure out what the hell happened to his son, Ron is very close behind him because what the hell got past him? He's Ron Fucking Molan.

Then Cale comes home with a bedraggled punk that smells like the trash the killed Ron's family, and Ron has to listen in astonishment as he says more to this jackass than he's said to Ron in a week.

Basically; Cale's power of Lament is so strong and painful that everything Cale is paranoid of letting it slip, that he's selectively mute. This causes many misunderstandings, in true Cale fashion.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is still pouting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what creatures does your world have?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is wondering what in the hell they walked in on]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring in bewilderment]

[A tomato dressed in chinese dress and garter belt is inching your way]

Kim Dokja, do you like me better now? Wanna have a try?

i have so many questions

none of them i want answered

please stop looking at me like that *inches away*

Discovered alien stage recently and now the songs are stuck in my head

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that the trick is to hold your breath and drink it really quickly! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that it always works for them when they do that! (⁠^⁠^⁠)]

If I suddenly explode, that’s not that bad right?

AO3 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' up and down]

[I don't know that waist be looking pretty small ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯]

[Constellation river fishing asked if you have a small waist like your female companions do]

[Constellation River fishing wonders if they could wrap both hands around you and if they would touch]

(He looks flabbergasted.)

My waist isn't small?? Who told you that-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they are indeed not from this world and that they do not cultivate]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is happy you responded]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they themselves is considered an outer God as they don't belong to any world]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they in fact creates worlds as if they're stories to be told but laments that they're currently suffering a writer's block]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about the world you are from]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to know more about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Me in a trash can

Drawing process below