At Any Moment, I Will Explode (not In A Positive Way.. Like In A Very Bad Mental Health Way.)

I AM GOING TO BLOW.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.

Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.

You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.

Anyway! That's my advice! :)

I see you.

@unfunnyaceartist

I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU, YOUR BLOG AS OF RECENT HAS GOTTEN SUSPICIOUS. I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU ACE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU.

Dinner, you say?

Dinner Adam has taken over my life please send help

EXCUSE ME WOAH WHAT

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

IM SKINNING HIM

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

Guhhh— I'm gonna tweakkk

WHATT?!;@&×%×

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

Back to the dungeon, your friend will not miss you.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

YOOOO

You ain't lesbo change your bio

Also

Jumpscare of weird shit I saved for some reason

I would change it but at least for the app it’s making anything new I put in smaller then everything else so once I figure that out I will also Ayo fluttershy whatcha doin?