YOOOO

WHATT?!;@&×%×

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

THE NON SEXUAL ONE ACE.. WHATQGQ

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

HOHO INDEED

Microwave

so this is what you do when we are on hold

Hey, wait a minute, that's not advice. What was I on?

I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.

Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.

You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.

Anyway! That's my advice! :)

No, but there is killer fish from San Diego

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

IM SOBBING

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

NEVERRR

Microwave

so this is what you do when we are on hold

Back in 1923, MYYY wife. Died... in the war.. THIS THIS IS WHY I HAVE ACE HOSTAGE

MY GOD LMFAO WHAT ABAHA

Today’s very windy I think sans wouldn’t last a second against this weather