Some Template I Stole From @napoleon_thiccparte And Made It Into A Gabriel Shitpost.

Every group of friends has:

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I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

Popular scp’s as videos I have saved.

Scp-106

It will continue again

GUESS it is also my duty to add some content to the Astor fandom. Geee its sooo boring around here😒 /s

Heres a fanart i did not so long ago enjoy.

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

THE BEST TORTURE METHOD AFTER THE FEMUR BREAKER

HAVING TO LISTEN TO THIS BITCH "SONG" FOR 8 HOURS !

THIS JOKE OF A HUMAN BROUGHT OUT THE KETER SCP IN ME SO QUICK ! FUCK HER AND FUCK WHAT SHE HAS DONE TO ADAM AND MANY OTHER OF HER VICTIMS ! THE NERVE ! SHE DESERVE JAIL AND THEY DESERVE JUSTICE!

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!