Wizards Are Not Naturally Immortal, In Fact Creating Their Own Form Of Immortality Is Their Graduate

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

Yus

snoopyfrin and loopstock. if youy even care

siffrin pin real?!?!??!!

halloween isat

“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

This is me when I visit my conservative family members

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”