I FINALLY HAVE A VISUAL TO THE DESCRIPTION I'VE USED ALL THESE YEARS

I assume without checking that chips are named bc they look like chips of wood with the way they curl, I refuse to give ground to the British

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

Come over to my house and press my girl's love button

I love you shiftingquiet

"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

made a matching morg so they dont have to be separated

Heallo What Are Your Thoughts On Shipping ?

not allowed. if i see anyone draw or write about siffrin and isabeau holding hands or siffrin and loop looking into each other's eyes or mirabelle and isabeau organizing their bonding ceremony or odile meeting a nice couple at a bar or bonnie having a teeny tiny puppy crush on sif you WILL be hearing from my lawyer

nuh uh

I know what you are

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.