The Worst Part Is. The Worst Part Is I Still Havent Beaten The King. Im Not Even Good At The Game I Just

A friend of mine will buy flavored milk cartons from an Asian mart nearby dispite being lactose intolerant because she "believes the suffering is worth it bc this shit is so good"

like i get that it was probably something adrienne said on a whim without taking into consideration the stuff they put in game (with the sheer length of the script i Really don't blame them) but it's super fucking funny to think about isabeau getting sick from milk and yet it being his favourite drink anyway

it's an unironically really good bit of characterization even if it's not intended and only something real information-obsessed freaks will notice. i love him so much.

“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

man, that game made up of games made from fake-games to advertise even worse games has this theme in the goblin shooting game and its kind of insane

Suletta: Do you want to know your gay name? Miorine: My... my gay name? Suletta: Yeah, it's your first name… Miorine: Haha. Very funny, Suletta— Suletta: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Miorine: Oh- oh my god.

Adjusting things in prison.

Where did you get your clothes, Soup?

what the hell is my cinderaces problem

Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone