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fully reversed the course of an irritable/depressive spiral just now by sitting outside and reading about my area’s native bird species. why don’t you go learn something about your local ecosystem and maybe you’ll calm down

Honestly

First post

This is my first post

Ya know, as far as increasing bisexual representation in media, not enough credit is given to The Sims which features a 100% bisexual rate

Robert E. Lee himself refused to wear his confederate uniform after the confederacy’s defeat in the American civil war. At his funeral he was not buried in it and no one in attendance was permitted to wear theirs either. He also declared that his confederate battle flag (what we now call “the confederate flag”) never be raised again and that it was a flag of treason.

So there’s your “southern heritage.”

Things I’m learning from my internship

College Tired is different than Work Tired, in both intensity and pride.

There is a microwave in the break room. Do not use it.

The farthest cubicle wedged into the corner by the supply closet does not count as a “corner office.”

Do not be concerned about the people who poop at work. Be concerned about the people who don’t.

Your boss will only come to check on you when you are doing something stupid.

When you hear a low-flying airplane, do not gasp and rush to the windows to look for it. This is largely regarded as Unprofessional.

Always pack more food than you think you’ll eat.

If you stay too late in the evening, you will hear faint whimpers in the distance. This is the microwave in the break room. Do not go to check on it.

Throwing a stress ball over the walls of the cubicles counts as team building.

It is perfectly acceptable to sit at your desk wrapped in a blanket eating Cheez Its. It is not acceptable to offer Cheez Its to the IT person who comes to set up your programming software.

You may bond with your coworkers by offering them Cheez Its.

Even though you work for 8 hours and sleep for 8, there are not 8 hours left at the end of the day. Nobody knows where those hours went. Just go with it.

Every office has a Janet. If yours does not have one, you aren’t looking hard enough.

Do not attempt to guess at the unspeakable horrors which have befallen the microwave in the break room. It is always worse than you think.

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rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that