Things I’m Learning From My Internship
Things I’m learning from my internship
College Tired is different than Work Tired, in both intensity and pride.
There is a microwave in the break room. Do not use it.
The farthest cubicle wedged into the corner by the supply closet does not count as a “corner office.”
Do not be concerned about the people who poop at work. Be concerned about the people who don’t.
Your boss will only come to check on you when you are doing something stupid.
When you hear a low-flying airplane, do not gasp and rush to the windows to look for it. This is largely regarded as Unprofessional.
Always pack more food than you think you’ll eat.
If you stay too late in the evening, you will hear faint whimpers in the distance. This is the microwave in the break room. Do not go to check on it.
Throwing a stress ball over the walls of the cubicles counts as team building.
It is perfectly acceptable to sit at your desk wrapped in a blanket eating Cheez Its. It is not acceptable to offer Cheez Its to the IT person who comes to set up your programming software.
You may bond with your coworkers by offering them Cheez Its.
Even though you work for 8 hours and sleep for 8, there are not 8 hours left at the end of the day. Nobody knows where those hours went. Just go with it.
Every office has a Janet. If yours does not have one, you aren’t looking hard enough.
Do not attempt to guess at the unspeakable horrors which have befallen the microwave in the break room. It is always worse than you think.
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we’ve made autism into a small insignificant personality trait/identity like being queer and that’s actually so fucking wrong and insulting
37.9% of autistics have an intellectual disability
1/3rd of autistics are completely nonspeaking
most autistics will not be able to hold a job, go to college, or live on their own
autism rarely travels alone and has many medical comorbidities like epilepsy, mitochondrial disorders, and genetic disorders (which are the most common comorbidities - these aren’t rare complications.)
we can have discussions about autism and ableism and how society sees us without spreading misinformation.
autism is a lifelong, often debilitating neurodevelopmental and genetic disorder that affects how one communicates and interacts with the world. it is not “just being socially awkward” or feeling nervous in social situations. it is a neurological disability. start treating it like one.
This Undertale medley is for flute, clarinet, violin, cello, and piano. The songs include "Waterfall", "But the Earth Refused to Die", "An Ending", "Battle Against a True Hero", "Spear of Justice", and "Quiet Water". Undertale is a wonderful video game with an awesome music score. All of the songs chosen in the medley have this one central melody, which can also be found in other Undertale songs other than the ones in the medley, like "Ruins". The recurring melody has variations throughout the whole medley. "Quiet Water"'s main melody is the recurring theme. All set tempos of the songs in the medley are all the real tempos of the songs in the actual video game.
I have not composed any of these songs. This is just an arrangement. A man named Toby Fox composed all of the songs. Toby Fox also created the video game.
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My favourite's the Apollo 12 episode, Apollo 8 a close second :) Nice blog! xx
Thanks!! Yeah the apollo 12 episode is one of my favorites too. I also liked the Apollo 9 episode because it was cool learning how the LM was made
We did it guys! We got the aro and ace tags trending!! Happy Valentines day to all of you : D
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Graduate student. She/her/hers. I rarely go on Tumblr anymore (I basically stopped several years ago). This is my main blog. My space history blog is @twinamoto2
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