Ken: Target Acquired

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo

💕💕

Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny  admits it.

Asia: Where is Johnny?

Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.

Vanessa: where are you going?

Jorel: to either get ice cream

Jorel: or commit a felony.

Vanessa:

Jorel : i’ll decide in the car.

Danny: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Jorel: I will politely decline

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Jordan: *enters the room noticeably disheveled*: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

Dylan: *enters the room, also disheveled*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Randi: You’re an idiot.

Charlie: But I’m your idiot babe

Randi: [points at wedding ring] obviously.