[HU Upon Seeing Danny Crying]

Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Jorel: But that place is haunted!

Vanessa: Don’t be scared, ghost prey of fear, just be confident.

Jorel, marching down a haunted hallway: I’M NOT SCARED, I AM NOT A PUSSY

Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences

HU :…

Jorel: Anyone except Danny

Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!

Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies

Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Anna: I can’t believe we are locked in this room together

Dylan: *secretly throws keys out the window* Truly unfortunate

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…