This Is A Surprise To Absolutely No One:

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

I'm introducing my mom to Epic

It's not going well, she really hates the winions  😅  She thinks the name winions is not original cause it sounds too much like minions. So far she has referred to them as 'furries' and 'ewoks'...

How long do you think it took Odysseus to cave and tell Calypso his name?

Soldier , Poet , King .

Aww thank you! All my mutuals have already replied to this thread lol, but I want you guys to know that I hope you are safe and doing well <3

@the-tech-turn @fionas-frenzy

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

Dear sweet mother of Athena... BOY DO I DETEST CALYPSO. NO MEANS NO GIRL... AND THE FACT SHE KEPT HARRASSING AND TRYING TO WOO ODYSSEUS...

Gags me

AND THEN!! In I'm not Sorry for Loving you, she essentially tries to GASLIGHT him by saying: If my love is too much then sorry not sorry.

.... ITS ON SIGHT WITH THAT BITCH!

SCYLLA

close your eyes and spare yourself the view

It’s really pretty! It definitely gives off a different vibe though, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing! I honestly like them both equally

I remade the jellyfish! @toocringeforinstagram

In all honesty I don't like it as much but that's okay!

So true!! Don’t forget his marriage to Aphrodite as well. Of course the real asshole in that situation is Zeus, because he forced her to marry him. That being said, it couldn’t have been easy on Hephaestus. By the time we get to God Games, he’s completely given up on their marriage. Even the other Gods no longer recognise them as a pair, Athena refers to Ares as Aphrodite’s lover in front of everyone. That has to have stung.

Poor Hephaestus. Abandoned by his family, rejected by his wife - it’s no wonder he hides away in his workshop with only his machines to keep him company, valuing trust above all else…

I think it's so clever the way Athena plays into Hephaestus's own issues in convincing him to let Odysseus go, because he first identifies himself with the crew, sacrificed, cast aside, but Athena reframes it to make him identify with Odysseus, who was betrayed by his crew, the people he was supposed to trust, which plays into his emotions surrounding his own toss from mount Olympus. Then she puts Odysseus into a sphere with people who love him, who want to build a future with him, implying that those that are betrayed also still have people in their corner, people who love them; that Hephaestus has people that love him too. It's so fun how much thought is put into each brief interaction in God Games