My Dad Taught Me How To Play With Knives Today

oh this wednesday my biology teacher said "what kind of pornography is this!" at the state of her classroom's curtains

petition to call doctor x river timestream

oh no tucker slavery and dictatorship is bad

right lol i just watched like 4 eps of dp it was nice

danny n val were so cute in flirting with disaster like might be my fav ship so far. i just like their vibes and all the identity stuff going on. also val got a winx transformation hell yeah. i like the black belt martial arts badass vigilante x some dude dynamic too haha. val's new suit is kinda meh tho, the old one was cuter. i think i just don't like how her face is like, visible in the new one. like i get that it makes showing her expressions easier but she just looked really cool with the faceless evil helmet

sam is cool, i like sam

ngl with the name 'micro management' i thought it would be a jazz episode, but instead it had that guy. he's eh, bullies suck. sometimes he has his good moments but like the whole asshole thing really overshadows them.

i hope that fuckass creep prince guy died or something. double died. like why is bro looking for a bride in a SCHOOL. welp dorathea overthrew him so that's cool. dorathea is a sick name, don't know if i'm spelling it right tho. sam looked sick riding a dragon in that outfit

don't you just hate it when your bffs aren't listening to you so now you gotta become a tyrant and enslave the whole school and make them build the sphynx

lol i hated that episode just because of the embarrassment like damn. i get why tucker was mad abt nobody listening to him tho that looked annoying.

'who the hell is wes'

killed me. also from what i know wes is like a fandom-wide oc, i guess this is how he got his name? lmao

ooh next ep is called 'masters of all time' sounds fun, i like time related stuff

eugh i should really watch the new mlb season im falling behind

dad just told my mom that im weird??? like ok man and you have a cunt ass walk

I SAW THE DIPPER CONSTELLATION TODAY!!!!!!!

Aah stars r so cool oml we were outside the city & it got dark so you could actually see them and woahhh

I looked up and saw the constellation and was like huh that's kinda familiar and then OMG GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE

also night summer air smells so good wth??? might become my second fav smell after rain

i wanna take a bite out of the night sky it looks like it would taste good

also one white speck was like moving really fast it was prolly a plane or a satellite ?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

that moment when you're just watching a cartoon ignoring your responsibilities when your classmate sends a video of a hanged teenager and a photo of the murderer with the words "let's beat the shit out of him" wtf? and then another classmate pops up saying that three of her friends got arrested for beating him up?

ooh been a few hours and now there's another video of a different hanging person

Paint chipped off in the shape of an eye

My first thought was bill cypher for some reason

Anyway just wanted to post this while it's still unfinished cuz i like the random faces. I don't really remember why exactly i drew them so it's sometimes fun looking at them and wondering what i was on. Already covered a few with the paint though, so they're lost forever now i guess. Rip🕊️

Also drew that vase quicker today? Like usually it takes me way longer cuz for some reason i try to get the colour just right and then it ends up like some weird muddy thing but this time i just dumped red n yellow and my dirty brush did the rest of the work lol.

<b> Oh and I need to talk about the chess club. </b> They are like in the same building, same rooms as the art club, cuz it's like all one big club together. And most of the students there(all of them) are little kids from ages 3-8. It's actually weirdly popular to send your kid to a chess club in our country ngl? But anyway, basically they're all kids, and we have a lot of fake fruits laying around. I might later just post a picture of the plastic apple with multiple bite marks all over it. There is not a single unmarked apple in here. The only vaguely food related prop that was safe were the coffee beans. Kinda weird cuz when i was a kid i always wanted to eat those. They looked like chocolate.

Ahah tried to put a bold font thing there, but I'm not sure if that's how it works on this app.

yeah so today i forgot that the human body does in fact need food to function so i was just sitting at the art club praying i dont faint or something lol

when you're mad at someone so now you gotta make sure not to say bless you when they sneeze