And The Lord Sayest Unto Me, "lock The Fuck In"

I’d be an awesome tuxedo cat coz I’m the goat heck yeah

if i was a cat i think i would be a brown one because i dont have the energy to be an orange one but i dont have the aura to be a black one

now i am thinking about what cat everyone would be — this is wonderful news

#me core

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

I hate that one single teacher decides the outcome of my entire schooling like why the fuck is English mandatory? How am I expected to pass with a horrible teacher?

Morrissey when he doesn’t have a stitch to wear because he ripped all his clothes off

I fucking hate accept yourself by the smiths because who is MORRISSEY to lecture someone about self acceptance

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

I would let that man do things to me

Life is hard but at least I have,, blurry picture of Gerard Way.

I love the internet

gerard way [ my chemical romance ] as a charged creeper [ minecraft ]

Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?

Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted