Can I Get A Medical Certificate For Jelquing It Too Much?

posting here is keeping me sane, i am so bored

You said a loser like I’m right here

“When you go, just know that I will remember you…”

If you caught me staying up watching old Wilbur streams? No you didn’t.

i want one, gimme gimme now

lets be heavily armored with mama

NOW DO TOY BONNIE !!

- @666mimikeyw

frank iero [ my chemical romance ] as toy bonnie [ five nights at freddy's 2 ]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

Wearing my 3 cheers shirt under my basketball uniform like I’m a sleeper agent

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety