Stop Getting Drunk With The Monks And Start Eating Lizards With A Wizard

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

My dsmp rewatch has led me to realise literally nothing. I just feel old. Why was that 5 years ago. Why did he bite? What are snapchats negative connotations upon the dsmp? Is mcyt doomed to always go bad? Existential crisis over silly block game is fun

scenecore aesthetic entices me, scenecore lyrics frighten me

Wearing my 3 cheers shirt under my basketball uniform like I’m a sleeper agent

no coz real, why am i an adult now.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Fuck you I hate you die

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

@ashisafriedpickle teaching me how to use this app was the biggest mistake you could have made

you have opened pandoras box.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german