My Dsmp Rewatch Has Led Me To Realise Literally Nothing. I Just Feel Old. Why Was That 5 Years Ago. Why

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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

posting here is keeping me sane, i am so bored

I hate seeing them deny my request fuck you fuck you fuck you I hate you die

Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?

Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday

Watch out nerds, it’s break down season and you guys are the unfortunate souls who have to hear it

500 days of summer or something idfk.

hi

i really really like the smiths

yay

I would let that man do things to me

Life is hard but at least I have,, blurry picture of Gerard Way.

me with DnD when i forget my note as dm and have to improv

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)