PART 1 -

anyone else ever hallucinate being awake on ur phone but when you go to use it it’s not there and then you open your eyes to either not see your phone or b it’s off in ur hand and you were never on a call

man i just wanted calm karlnapity fan art or other today, but NO! it’s all about the angst now isnt it!!

i would like to “sincerely” apologize to the swifties i made fun of in my head for skipping school and worrying over eras tour tickets.

today i have learned your pain while trying to get twenty one pilots tickets

Pushing the agenda

"Scott used to beg me to wear this suit."

Why do they do this

wait cause why is it that teachers say enjoy your break and then assign like 13 assignments due the day after break and a test you most definitely wont be studying for

PART 2-

Charles is a DILF /j

still 2:30 am but here we go

charles would totally be the dad of a parental relationship. like no way he isn’t

look at this evidence:

Bald

Has a school for kids to use powers (play sports)

Can be manipulative at times

That one weird aunt is on his side of the fam (no hate to raven)

still talks about his one HS fling

favorites a specific child for a certain thing

All his friends probably have murdered or thought about it once or twice

agree

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charles: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. erik: What if it bites me and it dies!? alex: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, erik, learn to listen. raven: What if it bites itself and I die? hank: That’s voodoo. sean: What if it bites me and someone else dies? erik: That’s correlation, not causation. raven: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? hank: That’s kinky. charles: Oh my God.

I feel like everyone should see this

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar premieres September the 27th on Netflix.

CROSSHAIR NO

Reblog to screech 'Crosshair NO!' at the top of your lungs