charles: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. erik: What if it bites me and it dies!? alex: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, erik, learn to listen. raven: What if it bites itself and I die? hank: That’s voodoo. sean: What if it bites me and someone else dies? erik: That’s correlation, not causation. raven: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? hank: That’s kinky. charles: Oh my God.
I feel like everyone should see this
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar premieres September the 27th on Netflix.
anyone else ever hallucinate being awake on ur phone but when you go to use it it’s not there and then you open your eyes to either not see your phone or b it’s off in ur hand and you were never on a call
Guys I drew pookie
!please do not steal!
No one talk to me, this is my personality now
i would like to “sincerely” apologize to the swifties i made fun of in my head for skipping school and worrying over eras tour tickets.
today i have learned your pain while trying to get twenty one pilots tickets
this is really bad but
this is 2/3 of these :)
man i just wanted calm karlnapity fan art or other today, but NO! it’s all about the angst now isnt it!!
charles: You love me, right, erik? erik: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.