he consumes my every waking thought and most of the sleeping ones too
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Palpatine never stops getting obliterated by Padmé his entire life. Like imagine you’re trying to do evil advisor political things and then there’s this child queen cutting you off at the pass every time. Oh okay no worries you try and assassinate her but then she gets even more politically adept and then seduces and marries the guy you’ve been working really hard to groom. Rats! But no problem, because now she’s dead and you’ve succeeded in making her husband into your metal fleshmachine murdersub but—SURPRISE! Turns out she’d been hitting that freakazoid raw during every wartime conjugal visit and now you’re getting your ass kicked by not one but TWO of her kids, which, given they both have 50% of her DNA, is like kind of like getting your ass kicked by a genetically combined total of 100% Padme Amidala. Crazy.
Shaak Ti, drawn in Photoshop. about 10 hours of work total
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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
i'll never stop thinking how they casually dropped the "why do i feel like you will be the death of me?" line between obi-wan and anakin and moved on like it never happend
i think it's great that people who've suffered religious trauma feel a connection to anakin. i also think it's deeply troubling that the majority of them are either unable to recognize or unwilling to admit that the religion he was indoctrinated into and abused by was the sith and not, in fact, the jedi.
Being a starwars fan is firmly believing you can fix her (“her” being starwars itself)
Codywan is a gay ship for gay people.
Obikin is a gay ship for straight people. (Derogatory)
Kanera is a straight ship for gay people.
Anidala is a straight ship for straight people.
No i won‘t elaborate
padme amidala reblog if you agree
I 100% thought vernestra was supposed to be an entirely different alien species bc she does NOT look Mirialan 😮💨
I still can’t believe they went from this in Attack of the Clones (2002) to this in The Acolyte (2024) even though they’re both portraying Mirialan Jedi Masters.
Vernestra looks like they just slapped some green make-up and some eyeliner dots on the actress and called it a day. It’s awful, especially since she has so many close-ups. Twenty-two years ago they made Luminara look like an actual humanoid alien, with beautiful details in both costume and make-up. Even though she's basically a background character, she looks so much more natural as a Jedi.
I think about this often
U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping
big fan of padmé traits that people like to dismiss as inconsistencies or writing flaws or reasons to dislike her. love how she’s idealistic to a fault. love her moral inconsistencies. love her staunch refusal to not see the best in those she loves. i find it much more fun to engage with these aspects of her than decry them as making no sense
Leia the Hutslayer.
I lured my twin sister down the Star Wars rabbit hole. This is her first SW fanart, featuring vindictive Leia killing the terrible Jabba. We both noticed most “Leia killing Jabba” artwork focuses on Leia’s sexy submission instead of her strength, so this piece turns her objectifying guise into a lethal weapon..
People hate too much... Star Wars is bad, we know this! Let's love together instead, let's search for the good in everything, and never give up on our dreams of what Star Wars could be. That's my Jedi way or whatever
Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind
Just discussed Star Wars with a friend who has never watched the German dub, but since we were speaking German they didn't want to switch languages so they just very confidently called Sidious "Kaiser Palpatine"
Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.
Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.
love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)
He is bugs
Puffy sleeves and blues Senator Palpatine is matching the Euops genus of leaf-rolling weevils
Camarotus singularis and the chancellor’s spectacular sleeves
What in the world? Frog legged beetle Sagra Fulgida.
The Emperor is a pale imitation of the humble stag beetle. Lucanus Cervus.
What a brilliant color! Agrypnus arillaceus.
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see at some point post-ROTJ luke's gonna have to fill the droids in on the whole Situation and then this must have happened
Threepio: *full-on gibbering breakdown*
Artoo: *unfazed beeping*
Threepio, cutting off mid gibbering breakdown: you knew?
Artoo: *continued beeping*
Threepio: what do you mean, you were there?
Luke: wait what
Artoo, rolling away to go do droid things:
Luke: Artoo get back here right now
Artoo: *innocent whistling*
Luke: Artoo??
I say Jungkook bias because all jk stans are hot and a little evil
I know I'm not the only one to notice this, but osha's tattoo is incredibly similar to the BTS logo ...Osha is a space ARMY? Sparmy? Probably Jungkook biased imo
Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him
Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.
Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!
Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.
Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?
Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.
Just thinking about their tiny sleeping nook and Grogu’s lil hammock 😭
Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us
george lucas couldn’t do it
I know I'm not the only one to notice this, but osha's tattoo is incredibly similar to the BTS logo ...Osha is a space ARMY? Sparmy? Probably Jungkook biased imo
Ahsoka in the back with a baby!!!
Temuera Morrison and Daniel Logan doing Māori haka at the recent Osaka Comic Con in Japan
Watch the entire stage presentation: https://youtu.be/NVGqgrWrjMQ