Palpatine Never Stops Getting Obliterated By Padmé His Entire Life. Like Imagine You’re Trying To

by TAKUMI™︎

rex stood like a slut and had one line of dialogue but he slayed the house down

imagine being hera and having to explain to the senate that yes famed jedi ahsoka tano was swallowed by a star whale. yes she's almost definitely alive. no i don't think anyone's tried it before. no this doesn't surprise me. have you met a jedi before? this is a normal taungsday for them.

imagine leia organa just nodding along totally unphased. imagine mon mothma having to just accept that with a straight face.

me: i mean i don’t really care what other people think of star wars characters’ sexualities like. w/e, u know? different interpretations are chill 

some homophobe: but none of the star wars characters are gay there cannot be gay characters in star wars star wars does not have a single gay char

me: 

Mon's really putting the panic in that disco, huh

Cereal Torture. Mommy Issues Squared. Evil Autistic Association.

Just throwing some ideas around

What's their ship name? Nazi4Nazi?

So I was going through a drawer of stuff from when I was little and I found this…

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

Just discussed Star Wars with a friend who has never watched the German dub, but since we were speaking German they didn't want to switch languages so they just very confidently called Sidious "Kaiser Palpatine"

I say Jungkook bias because all jk stans are hot and a little evil

I know I'm not the only one to notice this, but osha's tattoo is incredibly similar to the BTS logo ...Osha is a space ARMY? Sparmy? Probably Jungkook biased imo