So I Was Going Through A Drawer Of Stuff From When I Was Little And I Found This…

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

Reading a fic where Waxer's facial hair is called a "soul patch" and then wondering at the history of the word

In English, the name comes from jazz/soul musicians. Supposedly, they often wore it because it was more comfortable to play instruments like the trumpet when the skin there wasn't irritated by shaving or covering in stubble

Which implies that in the gffa this type of facial hair would be called

(Sorry-not-sorry for saying this)

A "jizz patch"

Hozier wrote Abstract (Psychopomp) about them actually

I used to be haunted by demons but now I have train pattern bedsheets

a collection

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

Idk I'm stuck on "sithballs"

fanfiction and wishful thinking aside- is Maul canonically asexual? Post chop? my limited research told me that libido greatly diminishes once the sithballs are gone

if anyone has any headcanons feel free to chime in

The first person to know about Cody and Obi-Wan is Hondo because he can't find Obi-Wan's space tinder profile anymore.

I GOT THE QUEEN SY SNOOTLES