Can I Put A Finger In Ur Butt Is Equivalent Of Can I Close Ur Shit Valve??
Can I put a finger in ur butt is equivalent of can I close ur shit valve??
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U can't travel to the past but remember u are travelling to the future.
Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face
And here i sit crying look at that face
What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????
U can't even understand what I'm saying how u gonna write the finals - Teacher
Maximum overdrive.
Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
Extreme Existential Crisis
Do I even own myself???
Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...
Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.
If schools taught us programming languages instead of Spanish,French,German languages I'd be fucking millionaire right now.
Man if I had any money.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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