For Those Who Don't Understand The Joke.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
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Technically if a girl is a lesbian she can be a motherfucker.
Just sayin.
Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes........y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can't fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
Do u ever realise that ur mobile speaker is less powerful than ur mouth???
There is no difference between the reason of scientific existence of humans or cats or any other animal.We all had the same motive .Humans just got carried away..
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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