What do u mean birds can sing. How the f**k can they sing .do they fucking turn into Beyonce ???? What does it meannnnnn..
Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Do u think female dogs or cats or animals have male animals of their species in their friendzone.
Like imagine a dog saying
Hey I have been with u since a while now, wanna fuck???
Bitch:- Gary I see u as a friend and our relationship is over now.
If u ever look at the balls of other animals pretty sure u r gay......
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
If my body is 8cm taller when I get up in the morning due to muscle contraction then my dominant hand must be bigger than my non dominant hand due to high muscle use...
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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