A Few Weeks I Was Watching A Movie With A Really Forced (het) Romance And A Side (mlm) Couple Who Weren’t

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

Episode 10 season 3:

"Is this game popular with autistic people?"

"Why would you say something like that?"

“Cause I'm starting to love it!"

Episode 7 season 5:

*the entire gotron episode*

Episode 6 season 6:

“You pompous autistic cadaver”

Episode 10 season 6:

“I’m not touching that thing. I’ll get neurotypical cooties. I have son-in-laws more imaginative.”

There’s probably more but these are all examples I can think of

Edit: I found one I forgot

Episodes 9/10 season 5:

Ricks ‘obsession’ with crows is pretty similar to me and my special interest

The president called Rick autistic and the man didn't blink guys can we pls agree that this man is on the spectrum

Harry Potter (mostly marauder era) aspec head cannons

Evan Rosier - asexual

Regulus Black - asexual demiromantic

Dorcas Meadows - greysexual

Barty Crouch Jr - demiromantic

Pandora Lovegood - aroace

Luna Lovegood - (romance favourable) aromantic

Sirius Black - demisexual

Marlene McKinnon - greyromantic

Emmeline Vance - orientated aroace

Charlie Weasley - aroace

Lily Evans - noviromantic/sexual

Lily Potter - asexual

Ginny Weasley - demisexual

Neville Longbottom - angled aroace

I’m pretty sure I have more but these and all I can think of at the moment 💜🖤💚

(P.S. Lily Evans is referring to Harry’s mum and Lily Potter is referring to his daughter)

Happy aro-spec week 🎉

The first three chapters are up 🎉.

The fic is called ‘A first real rebellion (& more to come)’, it’s on ao3 and my username is theresastarmanwaitinginthesky.

Last week I made this post:

(There was a poll but I couldn’t fit it in the screen shot)

(Also there’s now 3 chapters written)

But I forgot to add tags so nobody saw it and hence it got no votes

So I’m making a new poll this one with tags

I don’t normally draw because I’m a perfectionist and but I decided to give it ago and made some fanart

I’m not exactly proud of it but it’s not terrible

We don’t just want hero rep we want all rep otherwise people might think we’re all boring

I’ve seen some confusion about this lately, so just to clarify:

Every character with a mostly green color scheme is canonically aromantic.

Every character with a mostly purple color scheme is canonically asexual.

Neither of these are up for debate. Hope that helps!

My theory for Kitty’s death:

Historically, pineapples were used as decor to show that you have money, as they were very expensive.

And, in ‘The Thomas Thorne Affair’ (S2E4) Kitty says ‘Pineapple?! Goddess, no. They were wealthy, but they weren’t royalty.’

And in ‘Something to Share?’ (S3E5) we see her sister purposely get Kitty in trouble by moving her mothers bust so she knocks it over.

Then, in the season five trailer we see a pineapple on a stand, being focused on.

So my theory is: Kitty’s family had a pineapple on display as they were rich and wanted to show it. Awhile after it had been purchased, Eleanor tricks Kitty into eating the pineapple with the intention of getting her in trouble, as they ate an expensive bragging item. But as it was old she gets food poisoning which results in her death. (A pineapple allergy or chocking could also happen.)

Thoughts?

I’m not very good at metaphors and symbolism and stuff so I need to know if this makes sense or is completely idiotic

In Loki episode 3 Loki says “Love is a dagger, It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it….”

Then in episode 5 they hug Mobuis:

And they’re dragger is being clearly shown.

So, dagger=love and during the hug the dagger is on display, so does hug=their in love?

Am I thinking into this too much?

We’re in a cost of living crisis and our pm’s main concerns are alevels, trans people, and smoking.