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this is so real chat (the movie absolutely ate, i was constantly laughing)
ALSO THEY'RE BOTH SO CUTE??? WOLVERINE'S LITTLE GLASSES AWEEE
wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post
yay
i love sassy deku he’s so silly
the loves of my life💚❤️🖤
at this point they don't really give a fuck
I can’t look at older Phoenix and Edgeworth without dying inside
i drew this comic instead of *checks notes* doing my comics homework
me bc i can make every character gay bc they’re never confirmed straight 😈
Kaisagi Nation be rising up rn, especially with the chapters that have been coming out.
Kaiser fans 🤝 Isagi fans rn: bc they’re both leveling up bc of each other and the Kaisagi nation is just: Yippie!!
(Ngl I’m starting to f with it, especially bc they’re being named Guns N‘ Roses duo on TikTok rn. I was like: eh at first but then the edits and names and new chapters…. Like I’m trying ok!! But I’ve now officially slipped into the rabbit hole of the Guns N‘ Roses duo😭 *whispering: I’m not actually upset about it*
They caught my ears, my eyes and now it’s a hyperfixation…
*yuri’s your yaoi*
original under cut!
The discus was fucking deadly and homophobic what the hell?? TWO different gay lovers of 2 different gods killed by a fucking metal frisbee?? And then both dudes were turned into purple and yellow flowers??
Also imagine being the fastest god and not being fast enough to save your boyfriend. Imagine being the god of medicine and not being able to heal your boyfriend. Fucking tragic.
Tysm!!! Icl I do like writing fics/scenarios where Nicole, Jecka, Emily and Ari interact together (in my head their theyre the main four, theyre like best friends). I do really think they’d have a fun dynamic though.
I lwk think one day I’ll write a fic set in the present where theyre just silly and live together and r become mentally stable 🫶 because they all deserve the world because they do.
In my head they all live together like the fnaf characters did in 2018/2020 😽😼
Wip of my jeckole fic (with emiari, Aricole and Jeckelly mentioned :3)
Nicole wasn’t jealous.
Nicole wasn’t jealous, definitely not. How could she? Jealousy wasn’t a regular emotion she felt. However, the fact that Jecka’s fingers were carefully placed next to Kelly’s, perfectly pink painted nails resting lightly against the others white ones. Jecka’s flushed face and excited eyes, following Kelly’s mindless movements. The way the piss yellow lighting of Jecka’s lightbulb reflected off of her equally piss coloured eyes (they weren’t really) really irked Nicole for no aparent reason. Probably the fact that Kelly was Jecka’s ex. Just by the fact that she was currently alone, perched in the thorn ridden bush next to the kitchen window, squinting into the bedroom window, said everything you needed to know. Nicole couldn’t see much, but from what she could see, apart from the plumes of smoke and echoes of fake sounding laughter, it seemed that Jecka and Kelly were having a good time.
Bullshit, Jecka didn’t have fun with anyone else.
Nicole wanted to gag, this was disgusting behaviour, she felt like Jeffery, or the hoodie version of Harold. Or Hudson. Fuck, what was Melanie’s (wait, was that even her name?) boyfriend’s name again? Whatever, it didn’t matter. If jecka was going to hang out with Kelly, Nicole was going to hang out with Ari. If that bitch let her near the porch anyway, and if Emily wasn’t there too (Nicole could give less of a shit if Emily was there or not, but Ari had some unnecessary fear that Emily might throw herself at Nicole and start eating her face off).
This was a really unhealthy mindset for Nicole to have, but she couldn’t help it. After moving so many times, failed friendships, her trust being broken like it was her mom cooking spaghetti (not that she cooked often), it wasn’t an unreasonable fear. Jecka had been keeping Nicole alive for the past what, ten? Eleven months? She didn’t want to die when gay marriage still wasn’t legalised, or before Jeffery, that cunt deserved to die first.
“Fuck- ow!?” Nicole hissed, a long yet small thorn embedded in the back of her hand. She really needed to stop hiding in this fucking bush. There was definitely a better place to watch her girlfriend through her window without being caught. She fumbled in her jeans pocket for a second before sliding her sidekick out, thumbs running along the keyboard.
“Caan…I…come..uh….overr…” Nicole murmured as she typed, “question mark….and sent!”
Her lips quirked slightly as she sent it, somewhat proud of herself for genuinly no reason at all. Maybe for being alive right now? Yeah, that seems good.
It didn’t take long before the device buzzed as that desperate bitch responded
Nicole’s smirk was quickly whipped off of her face, lips curling into something of disgust, “the fuck does she mean no!?” She snapped loudly.
“Did you hear that?”
Shit. Her heart practically leapt into her throat, as she fell backwards into that god forsaken bush again. She really needed to learn how to be quiet sometimes.
Being silent for nearly ten minutes seemed to make everything better, so now Nicole could go back to hating.
“What the fuck does she mean no?” She whispered loudly, eyebrows furrowing. This was about to become a long, long night that Nicole might not last through.
——
“Nicole, I said no, what part of that did you not understand?!”
“the no part,” Nicole replied dryly, hands resting lazily in her hoodie pockets, hair wild and thorns stuck to the fabric she wore. In front of her, Ari stood angrily, cheeks flushed to the point it blended in with her hair.
“Well fuck off! Im busy!” She scorned, arms crossed tightly over her chest, but it didn’t do much to try and hide what Ari was obviously embarrassed about. Obviously, her normally freckled chalky skin was stained with deep red and purple marks, from Emily of course. Nicole didn’t even have to see that bitch to know.
“Ari, if your embarrassed about the hickies, I didn’t even notice them-“
“Yes you did! Stop lying to me?” Shit, maybe she was immune to the manipulation now, Nicole thought. That must be the only reason that Ari wasn’t letting her in now. She had tried her sexy voice like, four weeks ago and that didn’t work because she was still outside of that fucking front door.
“Okay well maybe I did, but I can ignore them,” Nicole offered half heartedly, head slowly tilting to the side
“No,” Ari stood her ground, for once, she wasn’t being a spineless fish, “Go home Nicole, or bother Jecka, just fuck off,”
Her jaw hinge felt like it was about to shatter in a second, sending vibrations through her teeth when her jaw clenched at that fucking whore’s name. She had never felt her body respond like that - normally she’d just get hard.
“What?” Ari seemed to notice something was off, not that she cared or was interested, but Nicole still hadn’t moved away from her house, “You’re still not coming inside, so move, come on,”
“Im not a dog,” Nicole blinked herself out of that moment of silent spite, “stop speaking to me like that, bitch. Let me inside,”
“Nicole I already said no! Fuck. Off,”
“Ari just let me inside for fucks sake!”
Neither of them knew what just came out of Nicole’s mouth but her voice carrying desperate pleading was not it. Nicole intended that to come out forcefully and somewhat angrily, but it in fact was the opposite. That was more embarrassing than getting caught in that fucking bush (Nicole wasn’t letting it go. She was gonna tell jecka to get rid of it because the fact she had thought of it like, twelve times now, was ridiculous).
“…are you begging right now?” Ari asked confused, yet amused.
Lmk if it’s out of character 🥸
Ok but this is Willow too sodjbfhsijcnflspbwvdhf
“Gays be having bad breakups without even dating”
(Arcane S1 & Wednesday S1)
There's something about them dancing that makes me so happy 😊
once upon a time leo was complaining to hueso about his poor motor skills and how he keeps tripping over his own feet... hueso suggested some classical dancing classes and years later leo is VERY thankful
The Javey coffee shop AU no one needs
You guys have no idea of how much I love this drawing, it's perfect. The colors, the style, the lines, the romantic tension between tetsuo and kaneda, everything about this drawing is perfect :3
Happy new year to all of you!! ^w^
I wanted to just write funny shit all over this but naturally it turned into me making it fucking emo
if we weren’t supposed to think they’re in love why do they literally always look seconds away from fucking eachother??
what if we crashed at my fucked up starbucks house after your castle was swallowed by the demon pit and we were both boys 😳
during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk
Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*
CORVUS MOVES HIS HAND DOWN. HE MOVES HIS HAND DOWN TO SORENS LOWER BACK. DHIHDIBDHDONEVDIKDBDIODNSGDIKDBDKKDNDNDK
Forgot to post this one lol
kind of off topic but
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i love
Merlin is a god. Merlin will guide the once and future king of Albion into greatness.
Merlin is a kid, who knows none of his destiny. Ever since he was little in the darkness of the night he’d hear another boys voice in the back of his mind. The boy sounded about his age but it must’ve been his imagination. Merlin continues to believe this though he cannot ignore the pleading boy he’s never met. The voice always seems to be crying wishing for a different life. One away from his father who in Merlin’s opinion is a piece of shizzle. The voice pleads for a mother, for the comforting hold of a loved one. This is a privilege Merlin could afford. He always wished the boy in his mind could come live with him and his mother. In their tiny home he’d be loved and maybe he wouldn’t cry.
Merlin grew and with that so did his magic. He still heard the boy but he heard other voices. Wishing for freedom, escape from death, but the boys still had a stronghold in the young warlocks mind.
His mother sent him to Camelot. A dangerous place for someone like him but he trusted her and she trusted Giaus. The day he arrived he heard two voices almost immediately. ‘Please save me’ and ‘I’m sorry’ both voices sounded desperate. Merlin saw the townspeople gathered a man brought to be put to the slaughter. The king voice rained out from above “today we have yet another example of magic users. Magic is an evil thing that we must rid from our world before it overtakes it.” Merlin couldn’t find his breath. The glint of metal in the sun ‘please please I’m not ready to die’. In an instant the man was dead. Slaughtered as if an animal.
Merlin had saved the Prince from a witch ironic right? Not. The Prince was a absolute nightmare. But still in the quite of the night laid in his new room he hears the boys voice again ‘please someone hear me. I can’t I can’t’. Something itches in Merlin’s brain he feels like he can recognize the voice. He must’ve gone mad.
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Just a little idea I had since I’ve read a couple fics where Merlin was a God who heard prayers. I’m think he can either hear people with magic or people connected to his destiny. And like when they’re on a mission they come across an abandoned Druid camp and Merlin finds an altar for himself. But this me shizzing around
Season 1 episode 1 of Merlin is just sad.
The scene after Merlin and Arthur fight(flirt) and they go back to the room Gaius is yelling at Merlin for using his magic in public and Merlin is yelling back that he’s nothing without his magic and then a little later he asks Gaius if his magic made him a monster.
And that just really hit me hard because Merlin for all 5 seasons thought that he might be the monster because he’s seen magic be evil so whose to say his isn’t. And ontop of that he’s living in Camelot so he constantly is see magic user killed and the overall idea of magic as something that needs to remain hidden.
Again and again Merlin saves Arthur using magic and then listen to Arthur thank him for showing him how terrible magic is.
And I love this because for a lot of people this supports the queer allegory as well. Hating something you can’t change because you were born with it.
Idk I’m just rewatching it and that hit.
Ahhh... I'm obsessed with drawing poppy playtime stuff now...
Flip a Coin - Choose Both Sides
the_overlord
Summary:
Wherein Johnny Storm gets given a wrong number and ends up the self appointed president of the Spiderman fanclub.
And then, of course, he ruins it.
Gay critters-!
They're holding hands 💕
