I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves
I Am Staying At A House Right Now, And Everything Is Strangely Sized. Not Quite Small Enough For Dwarves

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

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2 months ago

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

1 month ago

The eyes in the trees. Don't tell me you haven't seen them.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

2 weeks ago

He actually did do one, but I'm curious about your playlist now.

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

2 weeks ago

He started it by BEING weird!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

2 weeks ago

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".


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2 weeks ago

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.


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You said yourself it was anonymous. How will we ever know?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

1 month ago

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.


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2 weeks ago

oh my gosh I love the color green. whoever greened you did amazing

An alternate version of Bill Cipher. Equally infuriating as the one from my universe, except this one has a ribbon or something.

Also, if you love the color green, I would suggest visiting Dimension 73. The cheese is green there.


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the moss wishes to borrow your heart

The moss will have to find someone else's. I still need my heart, even if it doesn't want to function correctly.


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I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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