The Eyes In The Trees. Don't Tell Me You Haven't Seen Them.

The eyes in the trees. Don't tell me you haven't seen them.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

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2 weeks ago

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

1 month ago

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

2 weeks ago

Yet another one with no grey hair.

Yet Another One With No Grey Hair.

@the-real-ultimatelifeform

Tag Game!!

Tag game!!

Have fun with this.

HAHA LINK HERE 👉 ily

Ily @the-real-fastestthingalive

@therealstanfordpines @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @oriondrawsstuff @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-void-blob

I'm sorry I keep tagging u Orion, I have no one else to tag 😭

3 weeks ago

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

2 weeks ago

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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.


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1 month ago
This Is What He's Looking At, By The Way.

This is what he's looking at, by the way.

Also, your art style is adorable.

I Wanted To Draw Clouds

I wanted to draw clouds


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1 month ago

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you


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2 weeks ago

They were given to me.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

1 month ago

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.


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2 weeks ago

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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