Yet Another One With No Grey Hair.

Just admit it, Stanley. You were smoking with the Pope to celebrate and caused him to have a heart attack.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

Well, that's definitely a question. I suppose the correct answer here would be "yes".

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

They took him in the divorce. Then he married a raccoon.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??