JJ, Pointing: Can I Sit There?

JJ, to Pope : We had a date!

JJ: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

JJ: This date is boring!

Pope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

JJ: Then why did you invite me?

Pope: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pope I'll do whatever want!

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

JJ, under his breath: Futurehusbandsayswhat

Pope: huh

Topper: What

JJ: FUCK NO

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

Pope: Do you want to know your gay name?

JJ: My... my gay name?

Pope: Yeah, it's your first name-

JJ: Haha. Very funny Pope-

Pope: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

JJ: Oh- oh my god.

JJ at some point

JJ: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?’

Pope, somewhere in the background: I married that idiot

John B, also somewhere in the background: Yes you did

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

Kiara: have you proposed yet?

Pope: no, but in my head JJ and I have two kids and a library