JJ: Man, It Smells Like Wrongdog Out Here.

Cooper *drops his basket*: oh fuck.

*Pope gawks*

*JJ trying to hold back his laughter*

Pope, later that day: okay, honey. We need to talk about something. It’s about the word you said this morning.

Cooper: what word?

Pope, holding his hands: you know, the one starting with F.

Cooper: flower?

Pope: no

Cooper: fruits?

Pope: no.

JJ: if he doesn’t remember it, maybe we shouldn’t remind him

Pope, glaring at JJ: he said it three times.

Cooper: oh! You mean fuck!

*JJ, falls back against the couch unable to stop laughing*

Pope: JJ, leave the room!

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

JJ: Did you know that male bees die after mating?

Pope: That's sad

JJ: Yeah, that's their whole life. Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

Pope: Get the fuck out

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Outer Banks (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: JJ/Pope (Outer Banks) Characters: JJ Maybank, Pope Heyward Additional Tags: Gay JJ Maybank, Bisexual Pope heyward, Friends to Lovers, Gentle Facefucking, first time blowjobs, pope has never had a blowjob, JJ gives him one, jj Maybank is a whore, Smut, Coming Untouched, cum on face, Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Pope accidentally walks in on JJ, smut ensues, First Time Blow Jobs, Blow Jobs Summary:

Gesturing down to Pope’s crotch, JJ has half the mind to pull away from Pope’s grip and swallow down his cock without another word. “Can I?”

“You want to give me a blowjob?” Pope breathes out, eyes wide and chest stuttering.

“I’ve wanted to since that conversation we had.” Mumbles JJ, suddenly embarrassed. Fuck. What was going on with him? Where was his confidence? Where was his flirting? Why was he so shy all of a sudden?

It is silent for a few moments, before the realisation overtakes Pope’s body and he’s gasping, eyes blowing wider than ever before. “You’ve wanted to for that long?”

JJ shrugs. “Well.. yeah.”

“Okay.” Pope is quick to respond. “Okay.”

Or, in which JJ gives Pope his first ever blow job.

JJ: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Pope: Really?

JJ: Yeah, John B taught me, wanna see?

Pope: Definitely

JJ: Alright

JJ: [looks up at the stars]

JJ: Its nighttime

Pope: Oh fuck off

Pope: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

JJ: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

JJ: You're right.

Pope: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

JJ: 🖕🖕

JJ at some point

JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility

Pope: You look mentally ill.

JJ: I am. Let's go.

Pope: JJ-

Rafe : JJ sucks

Pope: mhm

Pope: he swallows too

Rafe: *absolutely horrified*