Good News Everyone, I Got HEELYS

Kitty: *Takes sip of Aragon’s beer*

Aragon: Katherine Howard! I’m gonna beat your ass.

Catherine Parr: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Yeet I’m heelying

The Queens at historians: Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Hmmm, oh my god. Stop fucking lying.

Katherine: *plays with light saber*

Anne: Hey, pass me that.

Katherine: Okay!

Anne: *screams*

Katherine: And that's why it's called a light saber, not a life saver!

GUYS!!

Guys!! I might be getting heelys! Imma turn into Boleyn, gremlin energy included.😂

Parr: *meditating because she's cool like that*

Anne: *runs past* my poop is coming!

Parr: *exasperated*

I took a “what queen are you” quiz and I got Aragon... I’m shook. I love Aragon but I don’t DESERVE to be her. She is to mighty. I worship her. I AM NOT WORTHY.

I’m painting

It’s a thing that says “*insert swear word here*”... but in French

Aragon: Please God, just let me have one good day.

God: You again? Just give it a rest buddy!