Aragon: Please God, Just Let Me Have One Good Day.

https://youtu.be/Cr300Ti5iJk. This??

yo what's the vine with the lady dancing to some song on a like piece of construction equipment

I had to read that in our Pie unit and at the end the class discussed theories on his death. Our teacher definitely had fun scaring a bunch of 12-13 year olds.

hey sorry to bother tf out of everyone

but did u guys have to read that edgar allan poe story about the guy that put the heart under the floor after he killed the guy with the weird eye in eighth grade?!?

Anne Boleyn: Do you dare me to eat this entire pizza?

Katherine Howard: ...No?

Anne Boleyn: *shoving pizza into her face* Wow. I can’t believe you’re making me do this.

I’m having a gay panic

I’m watching SIX’s Olivier Awards performance (because why not) and it got to Maiya singing the “five down in the final wife” and could FEEL my heart races and my eyes got wide and had tears in them because osjwbsbskoa she’s so talented.

Cleves: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Kitty.

Cleves:

Cleves: Kitty, put your hand down.

Important headcanon:

One time the girls dared Anne to chug pickle juice and she lowkey liked it. Like, it didn't phase her at all.

MY MOM TOLD ME THAT I CAN GO SEE SIX

isowjdbjoshdhsoowjs im ded

Narrator, focused on Cleves: She only has one plan for this new year, world domination.

Cleves: *Makes a sound of agreement and struts past*

Katherine: Today I learned that only 20 people have been beheaded in the Tower of London in this century

Anne: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day

Parr, holding up a sign which says “www.sacrificeatourist.com.uk”: Please. Any amount will help us get to our goal

Jane, concerned: What the fuck?

Katherine Howard: I love how people are telling me I’m like 2... 9... I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.