“Somebody Dropped An Ice Cube On The Floor, It Melted, And Now My Sock Is Wet. Who The Fuck Want To

Genuinely:

Guys if anyone in this fandom needs a safe place to talk or is just in need of a friend, feel free to reach out to me. No matter how big the problem is I'm here to listen. No matter what struggles you're going through I'll accept you.

I can definitely confirm, and this is coming from me(who played Chip) and my friend who played Olive

things you tend to do after you've been in spelling bee:

• speak or sing barfee/logainne’s voice

• the da da da’s in im not that smart

• HA-SEN!

• have a particularly bad lisp (this is probably only if you played logainne though)

• randomly recite the definition of capybara

• sing all the parts in the i love you song by yourself

•cry after you’re done listening to the i love you song because you gave up after all three parts merged and you forgot to not think about the words and how olive is feeling and the fact that she’s only twelve and she shouldn’t be so sad and think, life really is pandemonium.

• stop listening to the soundtrack because you’re just too sad to continue after the i love you song and you don’t want to cry anymore

Narrator, focused on Cleves: She only has one plan for this new year, world domination.

Cleves: *Makes a sound of agreement and struts past*

I’m freaking out

So I’m binging the new season of Dc’s Legends of Tomorrow and (trying to avoid spoilers so this is going to sound weird) Mary Tudor’s name was on a coin and I FREAKED.

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!

Anne: Go.

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!!

(I feel like that’s controversial?)

Anne: Babe, we did it! You’re gonna be a mother!

Parr: Babe, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Katherine: Today I learned that only 20 people have been beheaded in the Tower of London in this century

Anne: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help sacrifice a tourist to old faithful every single day

Parr, holding up a sign which says “www.sacrificeatourist.com.uk”: Please. Any amount will help us get to our goal

Jane, concerned: What the fuck?

Question for y’all...

In your fics, if the alternates are there, why?(I know that sounded rude let me explain) Like, were they also reborn/resurrected/whatever or are they just random people chosen to be alternates? I’m just curious because they are mentioned in a lot of fics but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this explained. ✌🏼