I Am So Tired Of The World That We Currently Live In.

Favorite lines from Shadow and Bone (TV Show)

- “Fine. Make me your villain.”

-“No mourners. No funerals.”

-“The deal is the deal.”

-“IM NOT THROWING OUT THE GOAT!”

Handon is getting so boring and annoying now. Like stop making the entire show about them.

With Shadow & Bone coming out soon I just want to clarify where I stand: I'm well aware that the Darkling is a POS and that Darklina is toxic. Like, that's the point. They will always be at odds, always be enemies, but at the same times they're attracted to each other and understand each other. The idea of them trying to destroy each other during the day but not being able to resist seeing each other at night is alluring and hot in a context of fiction. I don't expect them (nor want, unless it's all very different in the show, who knows) to be endgame. Everyone jokes about how they'd go dark side for an attractive villain, and well, the Darkling played by Ben Barnes is a perfect exemple of that.

No one talks enough about that one scene where Kaz sweeps a cape over Inej and there are an incredulous amount of flower petals scattering in the wind, and Inej is like these were my mother's favourite flowers, but Kaz is like cool story bro I'm glad you're back :) This boy couldn't care less about these flowers, because he's so focused on his scheme to get her away from Van Eck.

And Inej grows up believing there's no one out there for her who fits the description her father gave her. No one has learned her favourite flower, song, or sweet. She associated these specific items with affection.

And just...Kaz doesn't give Inej these exact things. Not flowers, but a knife. Not sweets, but a ship. Not a song, but the sound of freedom as she rushes to meet her parents at the harbour.

Kaz challenges the idea of love Inej was taught, and I think it's beautiful because what her father said still remains true. It's not about gift-giving, but how well the person has gotten to know you, and Kaz understands what Inej needs goes beyond flowers.

So when they're surrounded by these petals, yes, it's wonderfully symbolic for Inej, but the true expression of Kaz's loyalty isn't in these types of gestures: it lies in the fact that he came back for her, that he fights with and for her. Inej doesn't need flowers, but she needs someone to put her complete trust in. And it is that boy who earns her heart.

The new episode was so good. Also there was title of your sex tape joke and archer Rosa. It was all amazing.

If a guy a like Prashant walked in for my arranged marriage I'mma drop my boyfriend in a second.

I think Clarke is going to die in the season finale and unite with lexa in the afterlife.

If she was holding bops this strong from FEARLESS then what the hell did she hold back from 1989... I'm literally going to explode

To all the homophobic/religious parents out there:

Do you even love your child if you aren't willing to walk the gates of hell with them??

Like how can you hate your child just because they love someone of the same gender?

all this talk of saints, sankta zoya, sankta alina, sankt adrik, can i be the one to start the cult of sankt kaz of ketterdam? i shall be his most devoted priestess and build his church on the ruins of the emerald palace on the east stave, bless his definitely not spotless soul