The New Episode Was So Good. Also There Was Title Of Your Sex Tape Joke And Archer Rosa. It Was All Amazing.

LMFAOOOOOOO STOPPP “caroline was one of ric’s students” “dont even get me started on the sleeping beauty spell” “elena making selfish choices” “bonnie being gone for long periods of time” the tvd drag is real and i’m here for it!!!

you can only reblog this today

Love is terrifying

I am scared of committing

I scared that I will fall in love with you

I am scared that you will leave me

Because all good things come to an end eventually

I keep watching couples breaking up and I fear that we would too

I wanna be all in but I know I am not

I am scared

Afraid

Of how broken I would be if lose you

So I pretend to not love you when I clearly do because I am afraid

Of everything falling apart because I won't be able to handle it

I am scared of falling in love.

So I need you to tell me

We will be okay

I need you to hold me close and say

Everything will be alright...

peraltiago episodes

List of Peraltiago eps for maximum feel-good:

Pilot (S1E1) - classic Peraltiago banter.

48 Hours (S1E7) - “Amy, look. There is a guy out there with incredibly low standards and a super weird soul patch, and he is waiting for you.”

The Bet (S1E13) - it’s The Bet. Go watch it.

Operation Broken Feather (S1E15) - “The truth is, our job isn’t always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But.. it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.”

Tactical Village (S1E19) - do you like pining!Jake? If yes, watch. If no, still watch.

Unsolvable (S1E21) - 🗣pining!Jake, Amy follows a different plot though.

Charges and Specs (S1E22) - ROMANTIC STYLEZZZZ

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Oh my god the finale of b99 was so amazing ❤🥰🥰

I love platonic relationships between men and women and they are super important. but I also ship schneider and penelope so bad I could die, do you see my problem?

VERY ODD. If you like women to be covered up and low key, why wouldn’t you just go for the women that like being covered up and low key??? Why would you purposely go after a woman that is the complete opposite, ask her to be your significant other, then try to change her to fit what you want????

And they say it’s women that don’t know what they want 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️.

Handon is getting so boring and annoying now. Like stop making the entire show about them.

all this talk of saints, sankta zoya, sankta alina, sankt adrik, can i be the one to start the cult of sankt kaz of ketterdam? i shall be his most devoted priestess and build his church on the ruins of the emerald palace on the east stave, bless his definitely not spotless soul

The fact that i haven't watched a single episode of game of thrones makes me feel somehow superior to people who have.

But sometimes I wanna know what the hype is all about??

See my problem???