TO TRUE

who hates metatron, thinks azirafalafel should do three or more apology dances and thinks Crowley needs a hug and a pat on the head

I need to talk about this exchange:

Look at Aziraphale's face and tell me if he was actually talking about real, honest-to-somebody oysters.

That first little 😳 face of his? To me, that screams, "Did this demon just tell me he's never had sex?" Then he flicks his eyes up Crowley's whole body and his microexpressions seem to say, "Oh, dear Lord, he thinks I'm talking about actual oysters."

And then this pretty little angel who just propositioned a demon is probably internally panicking about needing to find actual oysters now because there's no way he can take this virgin to the Roman orgy like he was planning.

And Crowley is over here just as clueless as always.

Credit to @dailyineffablehusbands for the gifs

No one:

Michael Sheen every 5 minutes unprompted :

And they aren’t talking…

i’m gonna START STARVING YALL OF GOOD OMENS CONTENT.

BUT HERE IT IS

Day 157 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

@fanaticastrid To the flower field you go.

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister