This Is The Only Time U Will Ever See Me Draw Him Consistently-ish Istg

patch has an eyepatch. you know who else is sometimes depicted with an eyepatch.

just hold onto these for me, ok?

“patch nation” (as addressed in previous post) is 10 people, a half eaten cracker, and a piece of string.

I present you with Wolvie:

Comic: Exiles 3-5

We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.

And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."

"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."

And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."

Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."

Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"

Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"

shitty doodle core

chat I think I finally cracked the code

also shitpost

asskisser x asskicker

guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse

ive never gravityed a fall in my life

keep holding onto that last thought and while you do take a crack at him, why don’tcha? (no blood version)

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PATCH <333333

Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?

bobita 🥲