Patch Has An Eyepatch. You Know Who Else Is Sometimes Depicted With An Eyepatch.

the shit i do for tumblr

“but his healing factor-“ let me have my fun ok pls

i cant do more than a bust or i’ll explode

i need to draw them together

Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe

Killing Jedi with mama

a wolf in sheep's clothing

me n the gang ( @niqhtwclks @thelaundryghost )

CLEANSED.

Have caution!! Mouthwashing gore/body horror! Captain Curly post-crash </3

FEM PATCH !!!!

Patch and Deadpool - Lesbians edition 🛐

I present you with Wolvie:

Comic: Exiles 3-5

We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.

And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."

"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."

And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."

Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."

Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"

Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"

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