I Say Soda

There's no way in hell the second pirates of the Caribbean movie came out the same year as meet the Robinsons and ratatouille, I swear ratatouille came out before I was born dude, and there is no way in fuckin hell meet the Robinsons came out anytime after the 90s, no fuckin way in hell itself wtf is going on

A joke my boyfriend came up with

Okay, I was doing an accent and I said

"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"

And he says

"Its a ROTTEN!"

That was the funniest shit at the time

Everyone is valid so can you all stop treating people like crap yet!?!

I'm pansexual so yes I support lgbtq+ being that I am one

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

I love seeing posts from like a day ago that all say "it's almost time! Homestuck day is almost here!" When in reality

Anyway, happy 4/13 y'all, I'll probs cosplay later

Me 24/7 of you even care

Hadn’t seen anyone do this yet

I have created this lovely being, the dick dealer. (Does not sell drugs, only dicks)

I have come up with this wonderful idea.

The dick dealer! Lmao.

Trans problems: having the unfortunate ability to get both titty cancer and ball cancer in your lifetime

You suck. You're not allowed here. You can't join my club.

What club? Oh it's the club of ugly people, and you're not invited, cause I hate you.

You need to leave, you are banned from my ugly club, banned for life.

What is this feeling?

What is this feeling of "my body could run a marathon if I wanted it to but my everything else is too tired of everything to want to do anything ever" called? For context, I slept the same amount I do every night and I don't usually have this problem, all Google is giving me is "you have insomnia" or results for this being a chronic thing but it's not.

I know this is supposed to be a funny place but I actually want a better answer.