Moths. And A Beatle! :D

What kind of pets would the creeps/ slender brothers have?

Slender

Slender likes birds and cats.

He has a grey parrot that Offender rescued and then gifted to him.

He was a little touched at the kind gesture…until the parrot started moaning at 3am from his bedroom.

Through a good few weeks, and many awkward explanations/apologies, Slender got him to repeat more common phrases.

He also has a black and white cat he’s named “Gus” that’s content on his lap or shoulders while he works.

Splendor

Has a giant fish tank in his room.

Lot’s of bright and colorful fish, along with other aquatic creatures that fit in the tank, like crabs, snails, eels, and a LOT of coral.

He’s also tamed a wild squirrel. It’s hiding somewhere in a nest under his bed.

Trender

He wants a chinchilla SO BAD.

They’re so cute.

Or maybe a baby pig.

However, he knows he’s not around enough to take care of one himself.

But he does have a black and white cat that he’s named “Mr. Mistoffelees”, a reference to the Cats musical.

Offender

A giant dog.

Something along the lines of a Mastiff or a Great Dane.

Something just as intimidating as him, but fluffy and cuddly on the inside.

Also loud and obnoxious in the early hours of the morning.

He also has a smol and cute dog, cause ladies love those.

And the pomeranian grew on his heart, too.

He rescued (cough, stole, cough) from one of his lovers home when he saw it was being neglected.

He gave it to Slender after he…started picking up on some lewd sounds.

Jeff

Smile dog, ofc.

Grinny recognizes him as someone who feeds him half of the time (Slender keeps a dog/cat food bowl in the kitchen), but other than that he’s not too fond of Jeff as an owner.

Especially since Jeff cradles him a lot when picking him up, which Griny hates to no end.

Jeff probably has a pet raccoon or smth.

“Ya this is Francine, i found her in da trashcan.”

BEN

I can see BEN owning a share of tarantulas and reptiles.

Something that doesn’t need a lot of light because his room is practically a dungeon.

He doesn’t mind spiders, actually.

He also has a ferret that slinks around on his desk alot.

Eyeless Jack

He likes reptiles best and favors a blue-tongued skink that steals his pillow at night.

But he also has a cute lil grey and brown corn snake that slithers around a rather large tank.

Laughing Jack

Jack loves snakes to no end.

Also rats!!

You can see the conflict.

But he always makes sure they’re 100% safe at all times.

You can occasionally catch him giving w few rats a ride on his shoulders, or a snake coiled around his arm, just vibing.

He has a pet lemur too.

He used to have a big ol’ white tiger and snow leopard, but they were too much to take care of.

Masky

He has a little hedgehog boi.

He fell in love ever since he saw one float on a pond.

And he just knew that he had to have one.

He had a parrot

Hoodie

Hoodie has a little bird that chips every morning at 6:00 to wake him up for work.

She likes to hop around on him while he works from home or sleeps.

And she’s really well trained, all Brain has to do is whistle and she comes flying!

She’s very adorable and loving, and when Tim comes over she likes to nibble on his ear and tussle his hair.

Toby

Toby has…an unusual taste for pets.

He’s the biggest animal lover.

He had a raccoon once, but it didn’t turn out well since it was, indeed, feral as all hell.

He like lizards though, and head a bearded dragon in his room that’s named, “Roberto”.

He also has a pair of fluffy rabbits that are “dating” in Toby’s terms.

They’re both big, chubby, and adorable.

Lost Silver

He’s got a lot of forgotten pokemon running around his room.

(BEN visits alot bc he absolutely loves em)

They’re kind of high maintenance bc they bleed everywhere, but he knows no one else will take them.

And also he couldn’t bear to part with any of them.

Yay! So were you able to help that anon with his cut off dong, @consult-johnhwatson? Or is that thing free to use as food? Never tried human dick before... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

How would jeff, Toby,ej,and slender react to having a newborn baby with their s/o

Jeff

His first instinct is to bully his own child.

“Lmao bro why this dude look like a mutated potato?”

And then he realizes that’s his son.

He helped create this weird shaped potato that his s/o just popped out.

He ruffles your hair and gives you a kiss on the forehead.

“It’s a whiney bitch like you, Jeff.”

“Yeahhhh I know :) ”

You’ll have to teach him how to change a diaper like 6 times before he’s able to do it on his own.

But overall his patience will wear thin with the whining and crying over not enough attention.

Sound familiar, Jeffery?

Toby

Fuckin’ ugly cried for like 15 hours after they were born.

gosh he’s just so soft dakjdhasja

It looks like an uprooted Mandrake, and screams like one for that matter, but damn does he think it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

He gives his s/o so much praise and gives them tons of hugs and kisses for their hard work.

He’ll be adamant about taking care of the babe while his s/o rests up.

He’s a little nervous about holding them and walking around, but he’ll sit on the couch and cradle them.

He smiles when they cry and stroke their tear-stained cheek and sing to them to calm them down.

And ofc a little smooch on the forehead.

Still doesn’t know how to properly change a diaper and will probably never learn.

And you have a sneaky suspicion that one day you’ll see your toddler waddling around with a box attached with suspenders instead of a diaper bc that’s somehow easier.

Eyeless Jack

If anything, Jack is scared shitless.

He doesn’t have a clue how to take care of a newborn.

He’s a surgeon, not a pediatrician.

But he tries his best to do his part, little a little help from you of course.

He’s already done a lot of research beforehand, so he tries to follow the book’s advice.

Once you set the baby down in the crib, he’ll sneak in and kneel down to just s t a r e.

And think about how he helped create this beautiful thing, how his gorgeous s/o struggled throughout the nine months to birth out this weird looking dude.

And he knows then and there that he’s never going to let anything happen to his kid.

You’ll have to drag him away from the crib to prevent him from waking up the infant.

And he just gets this…weird protective instinct.

And whenever the baby is out of his sight Jack can literally feel a pulling sensation, along with rising anxiety.

“Jack that’s just your dad instinct kicking in. It’s probably from your demon side or whatever.”

“o h.”

He’ll research about this whole “dad-instinct” while he’s eating leftovers at 3am.

Slender

He urges you to get a home birth.

Like, what if the baby comes out completely faceless, what will the doctors think??

They’ll take his little babe away, and he just can’t have that.

But you talked to his mom, (who later scolded him), and she said it should be fine, considering Splendor popped out completely normal looking.

Except for the black eyes, which no one really saw anyways.

But you decide to get a home birth anyway, just so Slender could be by your side.

He’s so gentle with it.

And he melts when their pale and chubby hand grasps onto one of his thin fingers.

He insists his s/o rests and that he’ll be the one to do most of the work.

But he’ll end up coming to one late at night, disheveled and reluctantly asking for help.

He drops face-first into the bed as soon as you take the babe.

And a very good one at that! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Got a kind of aniversary even, which is spending 25 Valentine's Days single! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌🤣😂😅🫠💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

LITERALLY me when talking about spiders.

POV you made a popular post about insects

Hey!! I think I’ve seen a relative of your around recently their home was like a trapdoor. Do you have a big family? Or small one? (＾－＾)?

Oh! There are many Thraphosidae to go around! I'm guessing you perhaps live somewhere in Australia, yes? Or perhaps in a warmer country, outside of Europe? Trapdoor-spiders, like the atrax robustus for example, often live there! But those are also much more venomous and deadly than myself. Theyalso are quite vicious and aggressive, but not any less beautiful! So yes! I guess, that gives me a pretty large family! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻

Slenderman HC how to get him in the mood and how he gets his s/o in the mood, and what does he do if they say no?

Slender {NSFW mention}

Step 1: Sit on lap

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

He’s an easy man to please, and if his s/o sits on his lap while he’s working, he’ll give in real easily to the distraction.

Or he’ll pretend to shoo them away and then call them back.

Also, any thigh-high stockings really tend to capture his attention.

So, struct in his office with some nylons, and sit on his lap, wrap your arms around his neck and tell him how much you’ve missed him all day,  and he won’t be able to resist you.

He’s a romantic guy, so he’ll most likely kiss ass all day for an amazing night to follow.

But if it happens to be an unplanned thing, you can easily find his mood by his actions.

Light touches on your hips, a kiss on the neck that lasts a second too long, and hushed whispers about how he’ll treat you once you get some alone time.

He doesn’t beat around the bush too much when it comes to mentioning his needs.

If they say no, he’ll pout on his own for a little bit.

And maybe sulk at the window.

He’ll also be kind of petty,

“It’s not like I finished work early or anything-”

Just snide little comments that make you glare in his direction.

He shuts up quickly, after you do that, though.

He’ll just jerk one out to alleviate himself, although he’d much rather have you there with him to help.

Are you really that sure? 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️😉😄😁😆😏😌☺️😂🤣✨👀👉🏻👈🏻

How can you determine if a person is interesting as you are?

As I am? I don't know if- maybe Eurus? Usually, it's just interesting on a fuckability scale. Never placed myself in the equation. Seems... unfair to the others.

Not your division, I guess? And you know me! I know bugs well! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍💯👀✨🥺🥹🥲😳😅☺️😁😉😌👉🏻👈🏻

Hey Greg! Did you know that big dragonflies can speed up to 130 miles per hour??? Cheetah's can also speed up to 130 miles per hour, but only for about 20 seconds, so a big dragonfly can easily beat a cheetah in a race!

Dragonflies can also make it from Lybia to Iceland in only four days flat! Awesome, isn't it?! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍☺️😁😉😌🥳👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

Is this true? I don't know any bugs to confirm these facts with. Feel like I'd need a detective for this. Or someone who really knew bugs. Wonder if I know anyone like that...