Troy Bolton was right when he said “Out on my own, it’s such a scary place”
The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?
oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
me: Lost a friendship, gained a broken heart. That was so two days ago tho, if Motha Earth can do two (2) whole ass pirouettes, I can be over this
been at this starbucks for 6 straight hours. never went to bed last night, listened to a jazz cover of old town road all morning, and drove here after class. i pulled a mug the size of a bowling ball out of my purse. they filled it. what babes. since i finished my drink i’ve been eating raw coffee beans (please don’t ask where i got them). i haven’t moved except to occasionally smile at the baristas. i know i should go home, but nothing feels real
me: Yeah so like I’m over it. Want a bean?
captains log; stardate 8008.2
an unidentified humanoid just beamed on board and ordered all our replicators to produce “soup, no bowl” and fucking left
you are Ridiculous and you Make My Day
This makes my heart warm . . . like a piece of wet toast
2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part
I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus