oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
John’s bouta move out (because his feelings for Sherlock are overwhelming and he can’t take it anymore shh). Sherlock is confused and upset and NOT bouta let that happen. Also Sherlock is touch starved.
I wrote this thing about my favorite boys. :)
Terrible, thank you.
Doritos Cum
I laughed way too hard at this
This is so lovely.
Please tell me about werewolf Luna
I get so excited thinking about 💕her💕
The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times
my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me
“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”
Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt
Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie
maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next