I Want Them To Meet Quirrel So Bad. Please.

Rating the accuracy of amphibian names:

Sprig: 0/10 he is a frog boy, not a sprig of anything

Hop pop: 3/10 I just feel like he doesn't hop enough to justify the name

One eyed Wally: 10/10 shit man that's exactly the number of eyes he has

It's been super overshadowed by the egg changes, but they actually fixed the sheep changes in the same snapshot. No more unnatural colours, just brown and black sheep in warm and cold biomes respectively. And they fixed the face and sheared wool always being white, so now it's the right colour like on bedrock.

ok im forgiving mojang for the stupid sheep change because the spawn egg change is cute as hell. i mean some of the pixel art is mediorce but like the concept? a+ chefs kiss look at the little ears on the fox spawn egg. incredible decision no notes.

Note- I think I figured out reblogs. I will now start reblogging things. Ok here goes.

steven universe was an extremely influential television show and you can tell this because people on here still wield the phrase "steven universe fan" like it's a slur whenever they're desperately trying to prove they're not like other gays

Kinda strange how collective nouns are specific to the animal, but we still say "a flock of birds" when what else would there be a flock of I mean seriously

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

Saw this and knew what I had to do

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.