You Genius-

Yoongi: It costs $400 do pay for a therapist, but it’s free to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Seokjin: No...

Huening Kai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Soobin: Wasn’t Yeonjun with you?

Yeonjun: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

I may not feel good, but I look good.

-Hyunjin, Probably

truer words have never been spoken

Halloween Asks!

🎃Pumpkin: What is your favorite season?

👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?

🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?

👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?

🎃Witch: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

👻Trick or Treat: What was your favorite Halloween costume?

🎃Black Cat: Are you superstitious?

👻Ouija Board: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

🎃Graveyard: Do you know any good scary stories?

👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?

🎃Werewolf: What is your favorite urban legend?

👻Horror Flick: Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your favorite?

🎃Haunted House: Would you prefer to live in the city or the country?

👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

🎃Mummy: What is your biggest fear?

👻Bat: Do you have any pets?

🎃Cauldron: What kind of potion would you make if you had the opportunity?

👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?

🎃Corn Maze: What is your favorite autumn activity?

👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?

Soobin: Just because I’m smiling at Beomgyu doesn’t mean I like him!

Soobin: I could be picturing him on fire.

Minho: what are my pronouns?

none. don’t refer to me. even better, don’t perceive me. I’m not even here.

Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.

Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.

Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.

Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire

nct as things that i’ve heard in high school

Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”

Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”

Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”

Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”

Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”

Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”

Someone asks, “How do you know?”

“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”

Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”

Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”

Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”

Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”

Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”

Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”

Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”

Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”

Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”

Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”

Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”

Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”