Wooyoung: What Goes Up And Never Comes Down?

Beomgyu, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning parental figure.

Soobin,not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.

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nct as things that i’ve heard in high school

Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”

Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”

Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”

Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”

Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”

Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”

Someone asks, “How do you know?”

“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”

Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”

Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”

Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”

Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”

Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”

Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”

Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”

Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”

Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”

Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”

Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”

Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

Yeonjun: There’s no way Soobin likes me.

Soobin: *gives him cuddles*

Soobin: *spends all his time with him*

Soobin: *Confesses his undying love*

Yeonjun: He totally sees me as just a friend...

Minho: Chan do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Chan: No

Felix: I do

Minho: I know Felix

Felix: I’m sad

Minho: I know Felix

Alya: Look kitty cat, Ladybug does like you but you can’t compete with the one that she is in love with, not even the guy she tried to get over him with did much to change it. Her heart is set on him.

Chat noir: Come on, just tell me what I’d have to do to win her over.

Alya: (joking) How fast can you become Adrien agreste?

(Chat noir detransforms)

Adrien: now what?

Alya: (Screams)

Soobin: Yeonjun, i don’t know what your doing, but whatever it is, you’re doing it wrong

Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??

Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!

Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!

Yeonjun: I’m sorry.

Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?