Stiles: *pokes Theo*

Sithis definitely has a sense of humor, given the fact that it's implied he made cicero Like That on purpose.

Funny c! Wilbur and Ranboo Rivalry

Wilbur: Ranboo is a spineless asshole who stands for nothing in favor of pleasing people for cheap adoration, I loathe him, we're foils for one another.

Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, here's a totem of undying, I know you're just feeling what it's like to be alive again and now you can be extra safe.

Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I'm just here to drop of something for Techno- Oh geez are you cold? I can bring you one of my spare blankets if you want.

Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, sorry Phil and Techno are out doing stuff, here's some tea, this is how Phil said you like it.

Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I just made some cookies and I need a taste tester, you want some?

Wilbur: I detest him, truly I do.

tubbo: nice rock.

ranboo: tommy gave it to me.

tommy: i threw it at you.

ranboo: he’s very sweet.

ok so you know how there’s 3 different versions of cicero used throughout the db questline? well the follower version of him that shows up near the end of the questline if you spared him is actually taller than his other two versions. so he somehow grows about a foot taller between when you spare him in dawnstar and when he becomes available as a follower, thus further proving he is in fact not human and is instead some weird little creature with godlike powers

Derek: What did you do with the body?

Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?

Derek:

Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-

Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.

Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*

Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*

Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.

Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))

I want to put Fischl, Farina, Lyney, and Barbara in a party and call it the theater troup.

Jake: I can stop whenever I want.

Steven: Then stop.

Jake: I don't want.

Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.