What’s Worse, Wierdmageddon Or High School?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THE DAMN CODES

THIS IS FORDESE. COMMONLY WRONGLY ATTRIBUTED TO ME.

SIXER HIMSELF CLAIMS THE NAME IN HIS JOURNAL. THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU MORONS HAVE TO AN OFFICIAL NAME. THIS IS FORDESE.

I CAN SEE WHERE THE MISUNDERSTANDING COMES FROM, BUT THE FUCKING “GUIDE TO MYSTERY AND NONSTOP FUN” SHOULDN’T BE REGARDED AS A HIGHER SOURCE THAN THE GODDAMN “AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS” HIMSELF

THIS ONE’S MINE! THIS IS YOUR SO-CALLED “BILL’S CIPHER”. GREAT NAME BY THE WAY I REALLY DO LOVE IT

THIS IS THE ONLY CODE I ACTUALLY USED IN HIS JOURNAL. ALSO YOUR IDIOCY IS REALLY SHOWING WITH THE “TRANSLATES TO NUMBERS THEN USE A1Z26”. THE NUMBERS ARE THERE TO TELL YOU THE ORDER YOU MORONS

THIS ONE IS CORRECT. THE ONLY CORRECT ONE. THIS IS INDEED FORDSY’S SYMBOL CIPHER! THIS VERSION IS OCCASIONALLY USED IN THE SHOW FOR JOURNAL PAGES AND IS STILL USED TODAY FOR OCCASIONAL MESSAGES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE HARDER TO DECODE. GOOD EXAMPLES INCLUDE THE “LIAR, MONSTER, SNAPPY DRESSER” FROM MY PAGE OF THE JOURNAL AND “AD ASTRA PER ASPERA” FROM FORDSY’S LITTLE NOTE ON THE NOT-WEBSITE.

HOPEFULLY THIS MANAGES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP!!! MAYBE YOU BRAINDEAD SACKS OF FLESH WILL GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC EXISTENCE NOW THAT I’VE CORRECTED YOU

TLDR: EVERYONE GETS THE DAMN CIPHER NAMES MIXED UP AND IT PISSES ME OFF

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY AND YOU KNOW IT!!

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

Wait what do you mean about "don't blame one bill for another bills mistakes"?? Are there multiple that you know of?????

I know of perhaps 3 Bills? The one I personally deal with on a daily basis, the one who supposedly encouraged this “Alex Hirsch” character to pitch a show based off of his experiences, and a younger squishier Bill.

In the same order is their names. 64’\ Cipher, also known as “Highly Ambitious Cipher”, 46’\ Cipher or “Slightly Arrogant Cipher”, and “Baby Bill”.

“Don’t blame one Bill for anothers’ mistakes” is to say don’t mock 64’\ for being in the Theraprism, or the Baby for what happened to his home dimension. Those insults both apply to 46’\ .

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines