I’ve Seen Similar Phrases To This Across The Internet. What Exactly Is The Significance Of My Nephew

I suppose this is an invite to share them?

Bill’s size is whatever he pleases, but the angle of his corners almost always remains a proper 60°. The only time I’ve seen them deviate is when he allows his side-lengths to take on a curve. For the sake of his privacy I won’t disclose any further details.

drop a photo i need to measure your sides to see if your ACTUALLY 90 degrees exact

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THESE EDGES

@stanford-f-pines-64 CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY MEASUREMENTS IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD

Can confirm. This monster would devour any die that would dare give him an unfavorable outcome. It got to the point he refused to stop DMing if he couldn’t use his own specially made dice (they were weighted).

I, of course blinded by his apparent “beauty” at the time, allowed him to cheat this way for roughly 12 years until I finally got bored of his perfect planned campaigns. Variation is a part of D&D&MD, the failed rolls and ruined plans are what make it enjoyable! It’s about the journey; not the destination.

I allow Bill to help design the creatures I use in the games Dipper and I play together instead. A much better use of his unique brand of creativity.

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THE DAMN CODES

THIS IS FORDESE. COMMONLY WRONGLY ATTRIBUTED TO ME.

SIXER HIMSELF CLAIMS THE NAME IN HIS JOURNAL. THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU MORONS HAVE TO AN OFFICIAL NAME. THIS IS FORDESE.

I CAN SEE WHERE THE MISUNDERSTANDING COMES FROM, BUT THE FUCKING “GUIDE TO MYSTERY AND NONSTOP FUN” SHOULDN’T BE REGARDED AS A HIGHER SOURCE THAN THE GODDAMN “AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS” HIMSELF

THIS ONE’S MINE! THIS IS YOUR SO-CALLED “BILL’S CIPHER”. GREAT NAME BY THE WAY I REALLY DO LOVE IT

THIS IS THE ONLY CODE I ACTUALLY USED IN HIS JOURNAL. ALSO YOUR IDIOCY IS REALLY SHOWING WITH THE “TRANSLATES TO NUMBERS THEN USE A1Z26”. THE NUMBERS ARE THERE TO TELL YOU THE ORDER YOU MORONS

THIS ONE IS CORRECT. THE ONLY CORRECT ONE. THIS IS INDEED FORDSY’S SYMBOL CIPHER! THIS VERSION IS OCCASIONALLY USED IN THE SHOW FOR JOURNAL PAGES AND IS STILL USED TODAY FOR OCCASIONAL MESSAGES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE HARDER TO DECODE. GOOD EXAMPLES INCLUDE THE “LIAR, MONSTER, SNAPPY DRESSER” FROM MY PAGE OF THE JOURNAL AND “AD ASTRA PER ASPERA” FROM FORDSY’S LITTLE NOTE ON THE NOT-WEBSITE.

HOPEFULLY THIS MANAGES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP!!! MAYBE YOU BRAINDEAD SACKS OF FLESH WILL GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC EXISTENCE NOW THAT I’VE CORRECTED YOU

TLDR: EVERYONE GETS THE DAMN CIPHER NAMES MIXED UP AND IT PISSES ME OFF

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

Yes. Yes he is.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

Just in case I have updated my “DNI” list to avoid future confusion. Hopefully this new version is more accurate.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines